Your Clerk here with a very special blog.  I am going to do something I’ve never done before in my blogs.  I am going to disprove one of laws of physics!

Newtons First Law of Truths:  If something seems to good to be true it’s because it is. (Maybe it was Copernicus or Shel Silverstein that said that; I’m not sure but you know the saying).

RIO Car Wash’s theorem to disprove the above Truth!  Simple actually. If you’re reading this you probably have a car.  And you probably wash that car.  And, I’m going to go out on a limb, but, you probably pay to have that car washed.  Now if you’re a RIO Car Wash customer in Fredericksburg, Richmond or Virginia Beach your used to getting a great deal.  Come in and for as little as $3 you get a car wash and free use of our super suction vacuums.  That’s a good deal, but it doesn’t disprove the above mentioned “truth”.  It’s good, but not too good to be true.  Unlimited plan image

What if I told you can wash your car as many times in a month as you want for a flat fee of $9 or $10.  Now your asking me, “What’s the catch, that’s only 30 cents a day?  No one can wash their car for 30 cents a day; right?”  As we say in Spanish, El Wrongo!!!!!  At RIO Car Wash you can!!

The skeptic says, “But that’s just your basic wash.  I want my wheels cleans.”  Ye have such little faith in your Clerk.  So I am going to make the deal so good that you just can’t say no.  Here is how. Our best wash is a Manager’s Special.  It has the Lava Seal, Super Polish, Lava Foam Wash, Hot Wax and Shine, Undercarriage Wash with Rush Inhibitor, Tire Shine, Rain Repellent, Color Polish, Wheel Cleaner, Clear Coat Protectant, Power Air Dry, Soft Cloth Wash and Free Vacuums. It only cost $20 and takes only 3 minutes. Remember that price, $20.  How much would you expect to pay monthly to be able to wash your car as many times as you want and get the Manager’s Special Wash every time?  And here is where I shatter all laws of reason and logic.  Drum roll please. UNLIMITED MANAGER’S SPECIAL CAR WASHES ARE ONLY $20 A MONTH.  That is right.  For the price of just one wash you can wash all month long as many times as you want.  No catch, no gimmicks, no contracts.  When you sign up for Unlimited Washes you can visit any of the six stores to redeem in Fredericskburg, Richmond or Virginia Beach. A deal too good to be true that is true.

All you have to do is visit any store and sign up for the unlimited wash plan of your choice.  Whether it’s a great deal at $9 or $10 a month for unlimited washes or $20 a month for unlimited $20 washes you too can disprove
Newton :-)

Until next time, you Clerk here to wish you happy washing.